Photo 28 May 15 notes Trains, trains, take us away,
Take us away, far away.

Trains, trains, take us away,

Take us away, far away.

Text 20 Dec 14 notes The Mayan Calendar

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The calendars used by the Mayan people were on very long cycles, but this particular Artifact is imbued by the fanatical thought that there is an endpoint to a circle by modern Americans. has the unique property to make calendars, naturally cyclical things, end. 

For instance, when exposed to this item, any calendar of a more mundane nature will not be able to progress beyond the last viable date on said calendar. This is remarkably problematic for cell phones. 

Text 12 Nov 14 notes Barrack Obama’s Birth Certificate

Created in a time of great political turmoil in the United States when truth became nearly indistinguishable from untruth, Barrack Obama’s Birth Certificate renders everything the bearer says to be perceived  as a lie, even such basic statements as one’s name and identity, and driving those perceiving the bearer craft elaborate conspiracy theories to rationalize the untruth of whatever is said to them.  ”You’re not my husband!  You look like him but you’re not so you must be a robot!”

Photo 23 Oct 25 notes Gary Gygax’s d20
In honor of DnD night at the Warehouse, behold a true piece of Americana, the d20 of DnD Creator Gary Gygax. This die has the power to make fantasy gaming leave the realm of imagination and conjure them into reality.
Also, if you roll three consecutive ones, it kills you. But the odds are really in your favor.

Gary Gygax’s d20

In honor of DnD night at the Warehouse, behold a true piece of Americana, the d20 of DnD Creator Gary Gygax. This die has the power to make fantasy gaming leave the realm of imagination and conjure them into reality.

Also, if you roll three consecutive ones, it kills you. But the odds are really in your favor.

Quote 23 Aug 14 notes
The creation of an Artifact is simply the meeting of an object, a person, and a moment.
— Irene Fredrick, Warehouse 13 (via timeladykatie)

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